When I first played Brawl, I thought it was the best thing in the world. The graphics were on point. The soundtrack was amazing. And the gameplay…well, I initially didn’t realize just how terrible the gameplay was. Unfortunately, with a game of this size and scope that realization took a good long while to set in. However, after it did, it dawned on me: Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the most disappointing game in the history of Nintendo, and therefore the history of video games.