DelSquacho: "As summer draws to a close, I plan to spend a lot less time outside and a lot more time with my fat ass planted firmly in front of the television playing video games. As a lazy man, I'm looking forward to this quite a bit. I do, however, have a handful of suggestions that could greatly enhance my experience. Most of these are based on stupid irritants, many of which could probably be fixed pretty easily, which makes them even more irritating. Here are a few suggestions, in no particular order."