Well I played fruit ninja with real swords and fruit way before this game came out. Maybe it could be a ninja who like's slicing fruit? I dunno. I feel like my shenanigans might be more interesting than this movie. These kids are into so much weird shit these days.
Well it cant be worse than the three tetris movies that were funded recently. Seems like just as video games were about to get two good films in the form of warcraft and assassins creed (well they look good to me anyway) someone had to start funding more bad ones
Oh dear god why? How could this possibly be any good?
Well, there was the recent Angry Birds movie...i'm putting money down for a Flappy Bird movie.
Well that's just bananas.
Of course they are.