Severed Review | PS Vita (We The Nerdy)

It's late at night. My wife and I are in bed. Without notice or precedent, I begin frantically shaking my hand. Back and forth. A vein bulges under my hairline as my intensity increases. It's ridiculous, really. So furious in my motions, I am now causing the entire bed to shake. The glow from my OLED PlayStation Vita illuminates our bedroom as my wife, audibly concerned, asks “what are you doing!?”

Of course, I was playing Severed, an engrossing, touch-based, first-person dungeon-crawler from Guacamelee‘s Drinkbox Studios.