Number Munchers Teach Millennials to Repay Student Loans

The US Government has been in a bind to understand the elusive Millennial generation. Specifically, the US Department of Education, consulted with a group of Federal data scientists who explained that nothing pulls at the hearts of Millennials more than nostalgia. The Education department was also pleased to find out that nostalgia also caused Millennials to open up their wallets.

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