Vice: Tony Hawk has done things that mortal men can only aspire to. He was in the legendary skate video Animal Chin. He was in both Police Academy IV and a Weird Al music video. He did the first successful 900 in 1999, and has been doing them ever since. He skateboarded inside of the White House and did not get tackled by a battalion of Secret Service agents for doing so. He has 6.1 million "likes" on Facebook. He can do five 900s in the time that it takes for you to set up your Wi-Fi. He is a 47-year-old millionaire who still dresses like he's 14. He is America's Cool Dad. He is probably doing a 900 right now.