Jon Blyth: "You can imagine how difficult it is to have a startling and thrilling new opinion about Bloodborne. Not having an opinion on Bloodborne doesn't seem like an option. I won't spend £350 on a new console to play a game, then not attempt to recoup some of that money by having a think about it."
What did I just read?
This guy wrote an entire article about possible headlines he was going to use for it. Now that the initial confusion has wore off, I can't help but marvel at the fact that this Jon Blyth guy actually gets paid to write things like this.
I wish somebody would throw money my way for something similar, because I could crank out articles such as this in ten to fifteen minutes. Come on Eurogamer, pay me.
I know there are some who find the game too difficult. and I am almost halfway through my first playthru. But I am also waching my 11 year old breeze thru ng+ like a boss.....
I see it like a satire about gaming journalism not sure it was intended though :)