SteamFirst: Because I spent fourteen U.S. pennies on Tomi Maarela and Elias Viglione’s Squishy, The Suicidal Pig, that’s why, and I am darn well going to get my money’s worth and produce a review. Actually, let me back up. I snagged this one on a weekly sale because it had Steam Trading Cards whose value added up to more than the cost of the game. And I had the “fun money” available to flip them for a three to four cent profit.
