Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Poltergeist

Best Horror Movies says "With a July release of the Poltergeist remake now looming on the horizon, and the trailer and stills blazing their way across the inter-webs, I thought I’d take a few moments to remember some of the valuable life lessons I’ve learned (and now you can too!) from the hundreds of viewings of the original Spielberg/Hooper classic in the 30+ years since its release."