What the hell should I do with my Microsoft Xbox 360?

1. Go to the highest building and drop it from the top.

2. Sell it on eBay as a classic. LOL

3. Go to a Microsoft Xbox 360 convention and abuse the hell out of the console in front of Xbox 360 fanboys and girls.

4. Play it for Xbox 360 exclusives only.

5. Use it as a spare heater just in case central heating breaks down.

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