Dave The Braptist for Fully 'Avin It writes: I get it, I was just like you in the first couple of hours at the start of Alien: Isolation. I strutted through these poorly lit corridors without a care in the world. Oh, how we laughed when we saw some graffiti on the wall. Lo, did we titter when saw some body bags. There’s some flames coming out of a pipe are there? Whatever nerd. get to the back of the queue, yeah?
Then there was some babble about a creature turning up and then it killed that man and I need to get on this train oh god oh god.