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Adam Carolla Harasses PS3 'Nerds'

As everyone knows, the PS3 launched on November 17 and gamers rabid to play the new system (or to make a killing with it on Ebay) have been waiting on line most of the week at various retailers across the country.

Apparently amazed and somewhat sickened by the phenomenon, radio morning man Adam Carolla addressed the issue on his Thursday morning broadcast.

"I was passing by the Best Buy the other night," Carolla said, "about ten o'clock… Tuesday night [and] saw the nerds… lined up."

Carolla went on to state that the only people who would be able to stand in line for several days were unemployed "losers" or, more creatively, "splosers." "Part spazz, all loser; sploser," Carolla said.

In an effort to see just how rabid fans of the new system actually were, Carolla sent staffer "Big" Tad Newcomb (a regular on the show) and his assistant Lindsay to the Best Buy location at LaBrea and Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood, California ("Tranny Row," Carolla called the area) to talk to some of these "splosers" and make them an offer that (supposedly) no red-blooded male can refuse...

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ScorpioKyle6369d ago

wow, now that guy was a loser. Hmmm a video game system that you can just wait and get in a few months after all the hype dies down, or a bunch of Porn Star Quality sex and being taken there by the living legend that is Ron Jeremy.

HyperBear6368d ago

What a bunch of no-life, mommas boy, nerdy f@gs. Honestly, if you think the PS3 is going to change your life and all this, ur insane. But then the question has to be asked, if all those so called "male guys", didnt take the offer, youve gotta ask yourself, have they ever been laid in their life.(P.S. - Fuking or making love to your new video game system, is not called getting laid, but getting "So Stupid That You Literally Are The Worlds Biggest F@g Of All Time)

marionz6368d ago

im no sony fan but quit the f@g and queer stuff thats so not acceptible!

highps36368d ago

lol, both of you should read over your posts and then decide who the "f@g" and "losers" are.

HyperBear6368d ago

we can tell you havent gotten laid in your life yet, and would rather fuk a gaming system than a hot slut. We know that for a fact. And the fact that you think our posts are g@y, when you Sony Fanboys put down a free trip to get laid for a week, just for a fuking PS3, that will eventually break down and suck ass, that is just lame. Man, go get laid, queer.

TheThinker6367d ago

Someone cares too much about how other people spend their time and money. That says something about you...which is disturbing to say the least.

Let me get this straight. Through your sexual slurs and insults, you are suggesting that instead of being addicted to video games we should be addicted to sex? If you're going to take up that argument, you should practice what you preach and see if it's right or not. Misery loves ignorance, after all.

Administrators, lock this user please.

FKN Unbelievable6368d ago

Would have become the next porn star plain and simple.

TheBeginningOfTheEnd6368d ago

i bet that was jin kazami and ps3ownsall that declined the offer

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5 Of The Best Narrative Twists In Video Games

GL compiles a list of some of the most mind-blowing video game narrative twists in recent memory, from The Last of Us to Outer Wilds

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With articles like these cant you tag the games mentioned so that we can know ahead of time if there’s a spoiler to avoid?

Not clicking on your article otherwise.

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Mugen Souls Retro Review – Sexy Demon Space Adventure

Gary Green said: We have a juxtaposition of 2D and 3D visuals, flashy turn-based combat, quirky anime characters with cheeky dialogue with plenty of partial nudity; Yes, this is a Compile Heart JRPG. Whilst the engine is borrowed from Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2, Mugen Souls is more of a Disgaea spin-off. It’s not a strategy RPG as such, it merely sits within Disgaea’s ever-expanding universe (Multiverse? Netherverse? Your guess is as good as mine). You won’t find cameos though, since Mugen Souls is a franchise which aims to stand on its own two feet.

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Looking Back At 2008, An Unbelievably Incredible Year Of Video Game Releases

Huzaifa from eXputer: "2008 was home to the likes of Call of Duty: World at War, Dead Space, GTA 4, Far Cry 2, Left 4 Dead, and many other hits, which is outright remarkable."

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ChasterMies16h ago

Some of these low paid video game “news” writers weren’t born before 2007.

just_looken12h ago

Here here

Those that were around before 2000's i am sure are like me that think we entered a world of non readers or those that follow without question.

I can not wait to see fallout 3 a goty game even though it was about water with non content until you add the dlc/updates then you got the performance/crashing

CrimsonWing691d 3h ago

I don’t think anything can compare to 2023

lucasnooker1d 3h ago

1998 - the best year in gaming! Metal gear solid, crash bandicoot 3, medievil, half life, ocarina of time, thief, tenchu, resident evil 2, Spyro, tomb raider 3, oddworld abes exodus, banjo kazooie.

It was a different breed of a gaming era. You’ll never understand what it was like back then. The aura of gaming, it was different!

KyRo1d 3h ago (Edited 1d 3h ago )

I second this. Gaming was a lot more varied and fun than it is today. I'm 35 so getting on compared to some here but I got to see all the changes from NES up to now but I've never felt so disappointed in any generation than I have this current gen. I was expecting more from this generation rather than prettier versions of games that came before it. Game mechanics have become so refined that alot of games feel the same and has done for a while now.

Maybe it's time to have a break for a while. I love gaming but I don't feel I get much fun in the traditional sense out of it anymore.

CrimsonWing691d 3h ago (Edited 1d 3h ago )

Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil 2, Abe’s Exodus, and Ocarina of Time are the only things from that list that I liked.

Here’s the 2023 game releases that I personally liked… and big releases that I didn’t care for:

- Dead Space Remake
- Wo Long Dynatsy
- Resident Evil 4 Remake
- Diablo 4
- Fire Emblem Engage
- Hogwarts Legcay
- Street Fighter 6
- Hi-Fi Rush
- Like a Dragon: Ishin
- Octopath Traveler 2
- Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters
- Final Fanatsy XVI (actually ended up not liking this, but it was still a big deal release)
- Baldur’s Gate 3
- Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
- Lies of P
- Mortal Kombat 1
- Marvel’s Spider-Man 2
- Starfield (Ended up hating this one, but big release)
- Super Mario Bros. Wonder
- Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (I’m an old-school Zelda fan, but didn’t really enjoy this game)
- Alan Wake 2

I mean, honestly I’ve never seen a year of major IP releases like that, ever.

Profchaos1d ago (Edited 1d ago )

Isn't it just a generational thing realistically.

I've been gaming since way back and I some of my favourite games go as far back as the late 80s for me each generation has a year or two of game changing releases one after another before an inevitable dry spell.

I kind of agree gaming had a different feel games hit different because we didn't have the internet nothing got spoiled and you really had to put in the effort to beat a puzzle which could set entire groups of people looking for a solution. But most importantly games were experimental and not as cookie cutter as today even basics like controls were not universal today r2 is shoot l2 is ads garunteed you can't deviate from that in a shooter back then it could of been square, R1 or R1 and circle nothing was standard.

But as time moves on a new generation picks up their controller they are going to be interested in different things that PS1 demo disc with the t Rex blew our primitive 16 bit brains back on launch but to kids today it's laughable.
The new gen of kids coming into to hobby seem to value different things to us there seems to be a huge focus on online play, streamers, gaming personalities, and social experiences, convience of digital downloads. To me I value none of that but that's ok like my parents not liking the band's I would listen to its just the natural cycle.

Gameseeker_Frampt15h ago

Just about every year in the 7th generation was great and something we most likely won't experience again.

2009 for example had Assassin's Creed 2, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Dragon Age: Origins, Uncharted 2, Halo 3: ODST, Killzone 2, Borderlands, Bayonetta, and Demon's Souls to name a few.

just_looken12h ago

It still amazes me we got over 7 rockstar games ps2/ps3 but 3 for the ps3/ps4/ps5

Dragon age 1-3 and mass effect 1-3 in 7ish years what a generation.