"The game purports to give us "a full-scale war between man and myth," when Charles Deckard, an art thief, is duped into stealing Pandora's Box. Of course, he opens it and accidentally unleashes the beasts contained within on the unsuspecting modern-day world. Deckard's actions caused this massive undoing, and apparently only he can rectify the situation."
In this special 'Sadistic Santa' edition of the Black Panel Podcast, the team discusses the horrid presents they have received for Xmas, including Farming Simulator, Duke Nukem Forever and Legendary.
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In honor of Thanksgiving and real turkeys everywhere that have laid down their lives in the service of your belly, here is a small collection of PC gaming 'turkeys' we've reviewed over the last year to avoid this holiday season.
Blair Herter announces the winner of G-Phoria '09 Game Most Deserving of a Uwe Boll Movie. Nominees include 'Golden Axe: Beast Rider', 'Castlevania Judgment', 'Legendary', 'Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayer' and 'X-Blades'.
NOTHING deserves a Uwe Boll movie. That guy is simply atrocious at everything he does. I can't believe how he can make a move so stupid, I'm not kidding I got sick after watching House of the Dead. It's like he actually wants to fail. A monkey with a camera and 10 bucks can make a better movie than this guy.
I've already seen an Onechanbara movie. Made in Japan and campy as hell but I enjoyed it thou :)
I am very excited for this though! I really hope it doesn't turn out to be a disappointment...
this game does look cool and it has the potential to be a good game so hopefully when it comes out it will be a good game and wont let us down