Console Monster's Sam Finch gets his Snake on with Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes.
"For those with an itch to scratch and a penny or two to spare there are far worse ways to spend your cash. Extortion it may be, daylight robbery at gunpoint by a man with an eye patch, grizzly stubble and a fetching silver-streaked mullet, but if I'm going to be robbed, then rob me like this."