Bear Simulator is a thing. You must have it.

Ever wondered what it would be like to exist as a goat? Your'e in luck because there is, unbelievably, a Goat simulator game in the works. Animal simulators seem to be something people want, because now you can live out your digital fantasies as a bear. Sure it may seem like a “dumb idea” or a “really dumb idea” but you can’t honestly tell me you’ve never secretly wanted to be a bear wandering around the forest. That’s just an outright lie.