D-Pad, Outlast Review

"Outlast contains intense violence, gore, graphic sexual content and strong language. Please enjoy."

After hitting "New Game" on the main menu screen, the above introductory message is shown before a brief insight into the plot. Although this fairly broad but hefty warning was an informative flag to wave, I'd have preferred:

"Outlast will ruin the contents of your underwear drawer faster than concentrated chipotle. Please enjoy."