Octodad: Dadliest Catch | Absolute Power
Nick Spellicy writes: "It’s my wedding day and I have two jobs: get dressed and make it down the aisle. Easier said than done. I’m a gangling mess of limbs, a wobbling orange sack of instability who is two krill martinis away from a fully blown, floor-hugging tentaclefest. Oh, by the way, I have tentacles. I’m an upright cephalopod in a soon-to-be suit making my clumsy, unnecessarily violent way towards my soon-to-be wife while trying my hardest to save what is left of my soon-to-be lost deposit. I am Octodad and — oh god, sorry, that was my fault, I … oops, excuse me — oh dear lord, the fine china! I’ll pay for all damages!"
