British gamers admit to... urinating into BOTTLES to stay in their video world - Daily Mail

"New research from Domino's Pizza polled gamers across the UK
It found half of male gamers have turned down sex to play video games
Female gamers are most likely to ditch their friends to continue gaming
One in seven said they have relieve themselves into bottles to avoid leaving the room"

- Daily Mail

[PoSTedUP]

even in the midst of my Socom2 era of waking up and playing untill 4-5am everyday for two and a half months, i have never done this... (while gaming).

[ThatCanadianGuy514]

Then you have not truly lived, my friend.

The cold breeze wafting through your room, tingling your berries as the warm plastic bottle gets heavier and heavier.

The sense of relief coupled with the strange feelings of a taboo art long shunned in modern society creates a Euphoric sense of extacy, amplified by the intensity required to pinpoint that stream through a nozzle the size of fruit loop.

The feeling is akin to Picaso's sense of perfection at the final master stroke of his painting, Les Demoiselles d’Avignon.

Or so i hear..

[PoSTedUP]

lol. i couldnt word even a serious comment that well even if i tried. +bubs lmao.

[iRocket]

ಠ_ಠ

I am highly disturbed, yet deeply fascinated.

[Perjoss]

Thanks for this! Felt like i was on rockpapershotgun there for a sec :)

[mikeslemonade]

They need bring back the ranking system in from SOCOM. Tired of this whoever plays more means they have higher rank BS.

[MightyNoX]

Pfft! Amateurs~~

The trick is to pee just a LEETLE, let the strain dry and then pee some more.

Or so I hear...

[ATiElite]

That's totally disgusting.

Pee in a bottle, NOT wash your hands, Urine Bottle sitting next to you, urine all over the controller.

That right there is how people get sick.

I have gaming marathons but I take breaks, go stretch, exercise, wash hands, take a shower, and eat. Common sense stuff because I'm not trying to die from sitting at a PC for 50 hours straight.

[PoSTedUP]

agreed. its nasty. i use rubbing alc. on my controllers just for germs (feels so good to get out of the shower with clean hands and touch a clean 99.9% germ free controller). couldnt imagine mofos controllers with piss and nut sweat on them ewww *shivers*

[HarryMasonHerpderp]

Don't believe everything the Daily Mail tells you.

[Perjoss]

You see it as a way of getting sick, i see it as a way of building up resistance and immunity. People getting so damn soft these days.

[pompombrum]

Thanks for the mental image..

*note to self*

Always take a controller round my friends with me in future!

[Reborn]

No game is worth peeing in a bottle for.

These are the reason why I always have two controllers for guests, lol jk.

But yeah, none are worth it.

[MrBeatdown]

How was this research done? If it was just an anonymous survey, I'd say I peed in a bottle just because the option is there. Hell, if I could, I'd gladly tell Domino's I've taken a number two in a pizza box.

[Ripsta7th]

Hahaha

[MadLad]

*shakes head*

[Zack_attack]

Stay classy

[Hellsvacancy]

A survey done with obese people

[iamnsuperman]

Come on guys. Way to let the team down. I have peed in a bottle but not because of a game related incident (you know where access to the toilet is pretty easy)

[wenaldy]

I've done this before. Because I was too scared to go to bathroom (i was playing Fatal Frame Crimson Butterfly). Lulz.

[Zichu]

I've never peed in a bottle because I didn't want to miss something in a game. Hell, I've probably only peed in a bottle a couple of times while going on holiday when there was no access to a toilet.

I hate the feeling of not washing my hands after going to the toilet, or doing anything really. I also don't like to eat when playing games, especially finger foods that get the controller greasy.

[Dfooster]

It's all a load of rubbish. There's nothing to be gained gaming wise from either doing it in a bottle or going to the toilet. You still need your hands to be gaming. People just say they've done things in surveys to sound cool.

It's more likely their friends were gaming once and they were incredibly drunk so pee'd in a bottle because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Completely unrelated to gaming and a load of rubbish as usual from the daily mail.

[TwistingWords]

You should see what I can do with a lunch box...

[sephiroth420]

lol wtf? theres a pause button for a reason ya know.

[hiredhelp]

Im british but common seriously daily mail thats not gonna sell your papers with rubbish talk like that.

[Dfooster]

Ah the daily mail. Say no more

[ilovefatgirls]

and this is why you bring your own controller to the party

and yes the daily mail is a rag however we all know that one guy with a conveniently placed bucket somewhere

[FreakyFox]

Real gamers use colostomy bags.