What the hell did I just play? Robot Unicorn Attack 2

After playing Robot Unicorn Attack 2, a game that challenges my very existence, I now know what my childhood was missing: unicorns. Lots and lots of unicorns.

While randomly sifting through the endless universe that is the App Store, I came across something glorious: an epic tale of sacrifice, love, revenge and relationships.

Also, flying whales. And laser-shooting robots. Oh, and fairies. Lots and lots of fairies. And pink mountains.