Microsoft angers millions by announcing new console
Microsoft just announced via jpeg that the company will be revealing a new Xbox on May 21st this year. Microsoft bigwig and math teacher impersonator, Don Mattrick, will be hosting the event. He is expected to smirk a lot.
The news comes on the heels of Sony’s Playstation 4 reveal this past February. Some are saying that Microsoft stole the idea of creating a new console from Sony, who clearly thought of it first. It has been speculated that Microsoft began work on the third Xbox as soon as the PS4 conference had ended.











