Why Does Jason Bateman Keep Making Such Terrible Films?

Holy Moly: It's a question we've asked ourselves quite a few times. Why does Jason Bateman continually make such awful films? Is it because he hates us? Is he trying to surreptitiously convince a generation increasingly tightly bound to their TV and computer screens to go outside and enjoy the simple pleasures of nature by continually making films that are so bad you have to leave the cinema? Yes. Let's say yes. It seems like the nice kind of thing he'd do.