How to Watch Films
Planet Ivy: People don’t know how to watch films. As self-elected Eternal President Of How Things Are Done Around Here, it is my duty to educate you, my loyal (albeit philistine) subjects, on the proper etiquette of watching films both in the cinema and at home. Follow these six simple rules to the letter and you’ll never annoy me again. Has everyone got their crayons? Then let us begin.
