GamingLives reviews EA Mobile's version of the classic sim game, Theme Park, on Android.
"If you're looking to while away the hours on your 'phone and want to go for something nostalgic, then Theme Park certainly isn't for you. You'd be better chucking your HTC or whatever into a woodchipper and gluing an aerial to a brick before drawing a screenshot from "Snake" on to the face of it, because that's going to be a lot more fun, believe me."
And the UK appears to be first in line...
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0/10? Why even bother reviewing a game if it's this bad? Especially a mobile one that no one is aware of, makes no sense. Plus a 0/10 should be reserved for games that don't work, at all. Just a weird review all around...
It's unethical to decide against publishing a review just because the game is too bad to warrant a positive score. We also don't back off from reviewing games that most people would never be aware of, otherwise almost all of our indie reviews would have gone unpublished.
It's just one of those games which, in all honesty, probably shouldn't have been branded as a "free" game as you can only place one ride before you have to pay for additional content.
Thank you for the approval though; it's very much appreciated.