[NOTE: The following article is entirely a work of satire. Therefore, it is entirely untrue and meant entirely to entertain, not offend.] With the Wii U launching worldwide within a month, video game reviewers across the globe recently received early shipments of Nintendo’s next machine. The biggest surprise was incredibly unexpected, however, leaving many shocked shortly after opening the box.
The Wii U, it seems, is literally comprised of two Wiis taped together.