TouchGen: McPixel Review

TouchGen: McPixel is the kind of game that could only turn up on touchscreen devices, and only make a proper profit in the App Store. If I had to put it in a folder on my iPad, or iPhone it would sit alongside EnviroBear 2010 and Organ Trail. Games that are either too wicked, or too indie to be invited to indie game parties. McPixel takes the crown in this category, pisses on it and shoves it up an cow’s arse after smacking Abe Lincoln on the head with a pirates wooden leg.