Twinfinite: They Bleed Pixels

For most of us who grew up during the 80′s and 90′s, videogames were pretty harsh. Contra, Castlevania, Battletoads, and Ninja Gaiden are probably the most tossed-around titles when it comes to defining the meaning of “Nintendo Hard”, but there are more examples out there–good and bad. These games raised us to endure one-hit-kills, few if any extra lives (unless you cheated), and ridiculously difficult levels filled with treacherous terrain and the most annoying bastards to ever cross your 8-bit path. I’m talking flying assholes, shooting assholes, and hopping-around assholes. They were all assholes, we all hated them, and they all ended up either building our gaming character or costing us some bloody knuckles, shattered TVs, and a hole in the wall.

In a nutshell, this is what They Bleed Pixels is all about: intense, bleeding-edge trial-and-error trials with a steep but rewarding difficulty curve. Well, here’s my first review ever! Presenting Spooky Squid Games’ They Bleed Pixels.