PS3 wins console war (OFFICIAL)
At 12:00 pm last night the heads of Xbox, PS3 and Wii companies made a statement concerning the console war.
It went as follows:
"As of 12:00 pm tonight we declare that the Sony Playstation 3 has won the console war. Xbox 360 has failed to live up to consumer expectation and has proved itself time and again to be unreliable hardware. Wii is a gimmick for kids and as such, sucks the big one. The Playstation 3 has proved itself to be not only the most powerful console to date but also the most reliable – also with 2008 being the release year for the some of the most anticipated games in history. Microsoft plans to stop production of the ShitBox in a few months while Nintendo plan to continue making mostly shitty games for old grey haired people who should know better and toddlers who don’t know any better. Nintendo has no plans to make products for serious gamers. So it is obvious to us that the Playstation 3 is superior in every way and as such has no serious competition anymore."
