I Assure You, The Illuminati Do Not Exist

The Department of Electronic Entertainment reports: "Attention citizens, we here at the Department of Electronic Entertainment are glad to see that you all enjoyed yourselves with the hands-on play you had with Funcom’s upcoming game The Secret World during the Penny Arcade Expo last week, but please remember that the Illuminati group mentioned in the game is only a fictional organization. You do not need to concern yourselves that the Department of Electronic Entertainment has been infiltrated by Illuminati double agents."