Blistered Thumbs’ Top 9 Predictions for 2012

BT: Now, seeing as I am a god among writers, all of my ideas will most certainly come true at some point during the next year. There will be no room for discussion on the topic, and this list will be taken from the site, carved into a giant Xbox 360, which will in turn overheat and break down on the eve of 2013. The following year, my next list will be carved into a Wii U to avoid such catastrophes.

Now that I’m done being sarcastic, take a look at my predictions. Take them as seriously as you want, just remember, this is all in good fun and we’re talking about a future that might not happen. Just enjoy yourself!