PSA: Do not buy Duke Nukem 3D on iOS or Android!

"I am mostly a PC gamer at heart so like most PC gamers I complain about shoddy console ports. However, I didn't think I would acquire a stripped down crappy port of a 90's game on my Android tablet. That is until Christmas day, when I was going through the Android marketplace and came across an app titled "Duke Nukem 3D"." – FirstDropShow.com