RipTen Review: Dance Central 2

RipTen – Believe it or not, I’m a damn fine dancer. Or, at least according to Dance Central 2 via the Kinect interface, I’m pretty good at following on-screen instructions for how to wiggle my body parts to the beat of a song. I got the “Say What Arms” down. I can do “The Torch” with my eyes closed. I can do the “Humpty Thrust” for a good five minutes straight before I need to rest. That’s right, friends. I am a machine.