The Case for Saints Row: The Third

This is a game where you go around nut-checking pedestrians with sawn-off shotguns. That's right; the main character just runs around the city streets whipping out wrestling moves on unsuspecting passersby. Dropkicks, elbow drops, body slams and anything else a twelve year old would do to his little brother. Why? Because he’s better than you, that’s why. You don’t question this game. It’ll bend you over and donkey punch you if it wants.