Master Chief Not Welcome In Sydney

On a break from his mission to save all of humanity from extinction (hey, even a hero needs some time out), Master Chief was surprised and dismayed to find that he wasn’t welcome down at the Opera House in Sydney today. After brunch at a local eatery, IGN AU and Master Chief went for a stroll around the city’s gorgeous foreshore. Then Chief naturally attracted a lot of attention from fans and well-wishers, many of whom had messages of support for him in his fight to defeat the alien overlords currently subjugating the entire planet. "Give ’em hell" was a common catchcry, while one small boy told him to "rip their freakin’ spines out". The children truly are our future.

Sadly, Master Chief’s one day off was soon to strike a sour note, thanks to a member of Opera House security who took it upon himself to usher Master Chief from the grounds, saying that Assault Rifles weren’t really allowed on Opera House property. He also said something about IGN AU not being allowed to drink malt liquor there as well… I think… I was pretty buzzed by that stage. In any case, IGN AU presents the tale, as expressed in the medium of digital photography…