N-Philes Review: Big Bang Mini

N-Philes writes: "I feel sick. Everything around me is falling in a never-ending loop into nothingness. And when I blink I see nothing but blue neon triangles. Maybe I need to drink something, but I can’t open the fridge door because my fingers are clenched in a permanent pencil-holding position. My wrist is shaking violently. Why is this happening to me? Did I leave a polyethylene bread wrapper on the stove again? No, I’ve been playing too much Big Bang Mini."