Video game stories are shit (and so are you)

I usually lose interest in a story-driven game because the tale it spins is a pile of shit.

I’m tired of hearing the sad excuse of “oh b.. but games are still so young, just give it time.” We’ve had decades of experimentation, and it doesn’t take a genius with majestic balls (i.e. me) to figure out some strong storytelling practices.

I’m going to blow your fucking mind right now. Are you ready? Are you sure you’re ready? You don’t look ready, but whatever, check this out…