5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong about Bloodborne

"I’ve played Bloodborne quite a lot. In fact I’ve played Bloodborne so much that real life is some crazy parallel universe I’d almost forgotten. A “Gamers Dream”.

Awakening bleary eyed and confused in a world I barely remember, I’m left with time to reflect on my experiences in Yarnham. Examining the arcane symbols on a black oblong slate in front of a viewing device, I manage to activate something I vaguely remember calling “The Internet”. As I read the journals of my fellow hunters. I am able to discern that they have had similar, life-absorbing experiences in that other world. In many cases however, they seem to have been misled by the eldritch old one’s and have failed to grasp some of the fundamental insights I experienced during my adventures in that foreign land. So maybe they misunderstand that world. Maybe I can light a lamp that will illuminate your time there.

Or maybe I’m just crazy now."

Says CalmDownTom