Dead Or Alive 5 Outselling Expectations Thanks To Gamers Who Don’t Know HD Porn Is Widely Available
Video Games Made Me Do It: "Though the title hasn’t received much attention from the gaming community as a whole, Koei Tecmo is reportedly celebrating what has amounted to a cult hit in their latest release. Dead or Alive 5: Last Round is outperforming the publisher’s sales forecast thanks to strong early adoption numbers from gamers who still don’t know HD porn can be found all over the internet nowadays." *Satire*
