Pachter Predicts ‘Pocalypse

Wilton, CT – The video game industry has released its findings on Michael Pachter’s success rate for all of his predictions. Aggregated by Gallup, they found out that Pachter is correct a whopping 3.14159% of the time. The Kohlrabi reached out to a couple of what might be considered high-profile members of the industry who couldn’t be happier with his percentages.

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