Evony 2: Electric Boobaloo
"Men Only’, it says. Because there is nothing more heterosexual than a group of guys isolated from the opposite sex and basking in the glow of each other’s horniness. It’s why the Royal Navy has always been so famously straight."
Martin Clarkson is baffled by another permutation of 'bland browser game + inexplicable tits', and asks any heterosexual males in the audience whether this seriously works.
"What I want to know is…does this really work? Are people really willing to sign up for a browser game on the basis that, at some point in the near future, they may catch a glimpse of boob?"
