Stuck in the DreamWeb
BT writes: I’m not a good sleeper at the best of times, in pretty much all ways you could take that statement. I’m not good at getting to sleep, I’m not good at staying asleep, I’m not good at waking up from sleep, I’m not even good at the whole psychological aspects of dreaming and being asleep. When people get into discussions about the craziest dreams they have, I have to tell them the story when I hit my ex-girlfriend square in the ribs with my elbow while I was sound asleep. I was having a kung fu dream, and she rolled over to cuddle up to me and BANG, right between the ribs. The funny thing is that when she yelled in pain it woke me up, and with no idea what I had just done, I said to her “What’s wrong baby?” Boy, did I get a thrashing that night. All this aside, when you don’t sleep well on a regular basis you find ways to cope. You know, like deciding that you’re a deliverer of justice and balance for a great source of unconscious energy that shapes the future of humanity and murder seven high profile people who are secretly working against it.
What?
