Introducing the Gamer Olympics

In the spirit of the London Olympic games, and because we at Suddenbrain could care less about the real events that the real athletes will soon be competing in, I asked around the office for suggestions on what events would take place at a “Gamer Olympics”. Yes there have been competitions in the past where gamers have converged to determine the best of the best in various games, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking the other, often memed and joked about skills that us gamers possess. I received several funny suggestions ranging from speed-runs to “leave me alone,” however these 5 events were my clear favorites.