Wii U: A Social Window to Hell

Presenting nigh-ubiquitous E3 disappointment with an unparalleled grandiloquence, Clint eulogizes the Wii U preemptively and shares some parting advice with Nintendo:

Finally, the dust has settled on the fecal bacteria coated balustrades of the Los Angeles Convention Center. The looming shadow of E3 is now diminished to a bituminous pinpoint and gone into blessed remission for a full year. Worry not, this will not be a blithely anarchic dressing down of the most scrutinized annual event in the video game industry. Every other living human on the planet that witnessed at least five unedited minutes of any major press conference has done my work for me. The general consensus was overwhelmingly negative so I wouldn't be covering any already scorched and salted ground.