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Submitted by Charlie2688 2713d ago | review

Zero Punctuation reviews Mass Effect

This week on Zero Punctuation, Mass Effect. (Mass Effect, Xbox 360) -

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Twizlex  +   2713d ago
I gotta say, I'm a little disappointed with this one. Mass Effect has so much that could've been hit on, like THE ELEVATORS, but whatever. He's a writer/critic/non-loser, and I am not. I guess I expected more. Maybe Yahtzee likes the game too much to rip it too large of a new asshole.

Edit: What's with the disagrees? I like Mass Effect, and I love Yahtzee's reviews. Do you seriously not agree that this was not one of his better reviews? He's done much funnier and much more accurate reviews than this one. He is generally so on it that I was just expecting more out of this one.
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longtimegamer  +   2713d ago
Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation) is on break now....
all of his videos are there too, look...

http://www.break.com/ZeroPu...

I already suscribed, everyone should do the same...

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MK_Red  +   2713d ago
1.Incredibly awesome find.
2.Yahtzee rules.
3.OMG, Yahtzee's taste is incredible. He lists 3 of my fave RPGs in beginning (Torment, Morrowind and KOTOR)and with Baldur's Gate 2 and Fallout 2 the list would have been complete.
4.Lol at Tomb Raidern among the games with handsome man protoganist.
5.Titty Shepard...
6.The final point about sex in games and boobies for sales plus his choice for human girl (Ashley) and Bruce Campbell... CLASSIC.

7.I love Mass Effect and consider it the best game of 2007 along with BioShock but I've got to admit that this review was also a masterpiece and really REALLY hilarious. Yahtzee RULEs.
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OpiZA  +   2713d ago
Loved the game, and loved this review... really funny stuff :D
BLACKJACK VII  +   2713d ago
EXCELLENT.
Killer B  +   2713d ago
I love this guy
Best reviews on the net, whether I agree w/ them or not. Fun stuff.
DarkSniper  +   2713d ago
Mass Defect
InMyOpinion  +   2713d ago
DarkDiaper...
OpiZA  +   2713d ago
Yeh... not quite as good as yahtzee. But you're getting there.
razer  +   2713d ago
@6.1
LOL!

owned!
BloodySinner  +   2713d ago
WOW! Finally!
I thought I was the only one who had the same felt the same way about JRPGs and whenever I do mention it, I'm called a fanboy or an RPG hater because of it.

Anyway, sometimes I just wish this dude would go through the game completely before passing final judgement. Regardless, this is another awesome review.
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razer  +   2713d ago
Your not the only one..
I feel the same way..

PS: Yahtzee is the freakin man! Love his reviews even when I don't agree with him.
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Relcom  +   2713d ago
This guy is on his game
He should have his own show. Great review.
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Brainiac 8  +   2713d ago
Yahtzee...
He always makes me laugh...even his positive reviews like this are hilarious.

I actually want to see what he says about Super Mario Galaxy, so I hope he does that one soon.
jackdoe  +   2713d ago
Lol. This guy doesn't pull any punches.
Brainiac 8  +   2713d ago
I think my favorite review he did was for Jericho...since he really tore that horrible game a new one. Great stuff, i wish he reviewed more than one game per week.
fopums  +   2713d ago
this guy pwns, he could rip I game I loved and I wouldnt care becuase hes clever at it xD
Neurotoxin  +   2713d ago
This guy is funny. To be honest i don`t really take his opinion on board, i just like the way he takes the p*ss out of the games.
TwissT  +   2713d ago
Lmao, I p!ssed my self laughing.
clevernickname  +   2712d ago
Japanese ARRPGS.
Well done. Basically summed up everything I hate about RPGs.
Ravenator529  +   2712d ago
My kind of review!
You get the good, the bad, and the sarcasm!

These are by far the most enjoyable reviews on the internet.

No star rating, no number scale, no letter grade. Just an "witty" opinionated review.

Half the time, you can't even tell whether he likes the game or hates it. It's genious!

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