Why does your companion hate Skyrim?

Ever wonder why your companion does not like it when you play Skyrim? Follow the link for more information.

[futurefrog]

Love this! My girlfriend dumped my ass because I cheated on her with Skyrim. Atleast Skyrim still loves me :)

[bumnut]

Who needs a girlfriend when you have Skyrim and Jizzbox :)

[futurefrog]

Can I borrow your jizz box, mine is full.

[Qwerty91]

What is a Jizzbox? Are you collectively storing your Jizz in a box? What do you plan on doing with it?

[LinkageAX]

So that's what you call your kleenex storage unit.

[Laxman]

@Qwerty
Create an army of super soldiers.

[bumnut]

I think I need to clarify, Jizz Box is a site like Porn Hub.

NOT AN ACTUAL BOX FOR MY JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

[discordman]

I have a bottle, a bit more uncomfortable, but it gets the job done

[RioKing]

Fleshlight -_-

Shits legit.

[masterabbott]

I think companions should learn to love you for who you are and what games you play... this is a requirement before you start going out ...

do you like video games = ? YES goto next question
do you like Skyrim ? = YES then your hired - NO = then get the hell out !!

[ScubaSteve1]

yes i am great to be single and play skyrim but yet i am so lonely

[koga88]

My girlfriend used to hate Skyrim then she took an arrow in the knee.

[Janitor]

My wife loves Skyrim, because I don't bug her for sexy time as much when I'm playing games.

[Mutant-Spud]

Sexy time while playing Skyrim would be the goal then?

[Janitor]

That would be great, I knew I was neglecting her too much when I found my Move controller hidden in her underwear drawer.

[Mutant-Spud]

The mind boggles.

[videoxgamexfanboy]

My wife actually likes skyrim for some reason. Its final fantasy 11 (or that game were all u do is ride that stupid chicken as she puts it) that she hates. I swear i think the next time i try and play ff11 im afraid she will be explaining her crime to a jury of her peers...

[Fil101]

I want this game soooooo bad but I just haven't the money at the mo wot with xmas just round the corner, i've just had 2 fork out money for 2 copies of BF3 & 2 copies of MW3 for both me and my son

[pucpop]

I would rather eat my burds ass than play this game. Fact.