Make a Halo Haiku, Win Some Red vs. Blue

Dick Ward of 'The Bonus View' writes:

"Do you love videogames? Do you love comedy? Do you just plain love winning stuff? We’re giving away the entire 6-disc DVD set of ‘Red vs. Blue,’ and it couldn’t be any simpler to get it. All we want is for you to come up with 17 great syllables relating to ‘Halo’."