Pocket-Lint: Hitman Absolution review
Pocket-Lint: “How many lives will you take to save one?” asks the back of the box. “Absolutely loads,” replies Pocket-lint. Hundreds, possibly thousands, of coppers, rednecks, truckers, miners, construction workers, security guards, strippers, sexy killer nuns, and a pig; all mercilessly slaughtered in the name of plot development. Or not, as the case may be. No doubt as you read these words, somebody, somewhere, is painstakingly working their way through Absolution without firing a shot in anger.
