10 Reason Why The PS3 Failed

TheScrubDaily:"Out of all the consoles from these past few years, none of them have crashed as hard as Sony’s Playstation 3. It offers nothing for everybody, and gives us no reason to game on it. The only possible way to have fun with a PS3 console is if you use it as a doorstop."

[Xwow2008]

lol

from the article
"1. I read an obviously biased article that told me so.

The internet is always fact. As long as you read it somewhere at some website, it’s the truth. Go ahead and google “PS3 sucks”.

I’ll wait…

You see that? Google search results can’t be wrong, nor the articles they house. I found a piece that stated this:

“The ps3 sux XD any1 who gets dat consul iz a n00b”

Couldn’t have said that any more eloquently myself. That’s just one of constant skewed write-ups that have told me right. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to give my bank account number to a Nigerian millionaire so he can transfer his life savings to me."

[GynGa]

agree

[joab777]

Lol. Sony is very stubborn but they havnt failed. If everyone remembers, they knew that their strength lied in the last 3 years of the 10 year cycle. Anyway, it would serve them well to release the ps4 first.

They can't allow an Xbox 720 in everyone's home for a year this time. Because if I am right, Microsoft is gonna use a mobile phone structure to sell the new 720 for cheap.

[Treezy504]

I hear Kevin Butler is a Nigerian millionaire now

[GynGa]

3 reasons why I hate "X reasons" articles:
They are easy to write, boring to read and repetitive

[Relientk77]

1. I read an obviously biased article that told me so.

5.Not loud enough.

7. It needs to get a job.

Totally haha

edit at below: because maybe if u actually read it, you would realize its not flamebait and its a joke and really funny

[Whitefeather]

Ah okay just asking. I don't give hits to websites that have flamebait headlines.

[Relientk77]

Has a flamebait title, but looks may be deceiving

*edit: Glad u read it and enjoyed it

:)

[Whitefeather]

I read it now, it's pretty funny. The screen shot of Uncharted was especially hilarious.

[Relientk77]

I totally remember Nathan Drake having shield and power levels, and this freakishly huge gun lol

[remanutd55]

lmao this guys is hilarious
number11: it doesnt take my pets for a walk lol

[Relientk77]

Next-Gen consoles BETTER take my dog for a walk

or I'm gonna RAGE lol

[TheSpoiler]

Sorry about the flamebait title. I had to fit the mood of the article.

[Whitefeather]

I thought it was real at first, it gets annoying seeing all these doom and gloom articles. When I was told otherwise I checked it out, you got some good jokes there very relevant <- that's not sarcasm although it reads like it.

[AngelicIceDiamond]

Another PlayStation hate article? Really? If Last Of Us and Beyond came out this holiday these articles wouldn't exist. Seems like people are just waiting to right doom articles.

EDIT: Who approved of this trolling trash!?

[TheSpoiler]

Another person who didn't actually read the article? Really? If I put a big neon sign saying 'it's a joke' these comments wouldn't exist. Seems like people are just waiting to comment on articles they didn't read.

:)

[AngelicIceDiamond]

Yeah, I realized that like 5 mins ago. Sorry but its Still not funny.

[DigitalAnalog]

What's this?
Are they trying to create a playstation "doom" streak?

[MrDead]

This is the quality that N4G delivers now? The approvers have really gone downhill, it’s sad as this site used to be good.

The article is a thousand times better than the ones that are meant to be serious though

[Soldierone]

Lmao dunno whats more funny. The article, or the people blatantly showing they only read headlines? :D

[Whitefeather]

I only read headlines when it's a doom and gloom article.

[DaReapa]

With the onslaught of negative Sony articles popping up lately, I would bet my bottom dollar that those who approved this article had absolutely no clue as to what the article was ACTUALLY about. Nice read by the way - esp #10.

[victoryscreeeeeech]

I don't like these articles, for any console. Although I liked that picture he gave that was said to be uncharted

[DaReapa]

Vic, I agree with you about the flamebait silliness in general regardless of what platform, but this one was more of a satirical take.

[blahblah346]

Do people have nothing better to do than constantly hate on PlayStation? Get a life, you fail author.

[TheSpoiler]

lol!

[Moby-Royale]

I love this particular response by you. Its like by then you were tired of correcting people and could only laugh.

People really like to comment on titles. I know this wasn't your intention, but it's kind of a study on the behavior of the people on this site.

Some people read the articles, some people do not.

It's kind of..... interesting.

:)

[Getowned]

Why you no learn how to read D:

http://eldyvoon.com/wp-cont...

[Getowned]

I wish my ps3 could grill me up some chicken... The PS4 better come with a built in grill, and a toaster, and a mini fridge, than I can play some games,grill chicken and buld down a cold beer or make some toast in the mornings ;D all with the confert of my living room.

[xXKingofStingXx]

This is still happening?...wow...just F'n wow...