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Man tries out for a kid's Call of Duty clan to hilarious results

When Evan Dorosheff got a message to join a kid's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 clan, he decided to have a little fun. Well, a lot of fun. This is some epic yet surprisingly tasteful griefing. Oh, to be young and stupid! (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

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Pandamobile  +   1308d ago
This just solidified every preconceived notion I had about Call of Duty players.
SPAM-FRITTER-123  +   1308d ago
lol this older guy funny
guitarded77  +   1308d ago
This dude trolls everyone... he's great.
pixelsword  +   1308d ago
Watch part 2; that's freakin' funny.
CommonSense  +   1308d ago
it is funny, but it's not news. and the word "man" is being used pretty loosely here.
SeekDev  +   1308d ago

You're right, it's not really news. It's more an insight into a part of the Call of Duty community, gaming culture, and how things like this are viewed by (primarily) gamers.
Kurt Russell  +   1307d ago
Can you link part 2 pixelsword? I can't for the life of me find it on the channel. I figured I was just being trolled by the 1/2 :D
TekoIie  +   1307d ago
@Kurt Russel

Heres the link :)

Say hello to the children!

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DragonKnight  +   1307d ago
This video is hilarious. I don't think it solidifies people's perceptions about CoD players as it does show the naivety of children. Especially children who play CoD. LOL!
lilbrat23  +   1307d ago
LMAO, Is that quick-scoping..Hahahaha
PoSTedUP  +   1307d ago
this pisses me off that something like this could spam the news feed, its not even funny. just record anything from COD and post it on N4G? this is an outrage.
Blastoise  +   1308d ago
Whats with that second clan member? is he a redneck or something? Seriously listen at him at 4:22
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navysealrb  +   1308d ago
I'm pretty sure he has a lip in.
pixelsword  +   1308d ago
Do you mean a lisp?
fei-hung  +   1308d ago
age before intelligence is it? lol
Prince_Dim-Lu  +   1308d ago
Ya, I bet. Try playing when the Adults play, and you won't have that problem. Sign on to COD 10pm pst or 11, and you don't run into the kids, and players are way better.

But of course, nobody thinks like this because COD is an easy target to hate. You know... COD is played out as much as the haters comments.

To summarize. You want to play with Adults? Play at Adult times.
adorie  +   1308d ago
sorry,Prince. but CoD is as stale as your crown.
kamanashi  +   1308d ago
I get all the kids at those times. The times i don't is in from morning until about 1PM.
SUCKxITxEZ  +   1308d ago
dude when i was 11 i was playin halo 2 till 1am.
this best time would be school time
Prince_Dim-Lu  +   1307d ago
When you were 11 you were up till 2 am? Good parenting going on in your house. So you were one of the squeaky kids that this guy thinks only COD players are?

Again... play at late night. Ya, you can play during school as well and that just proves my point that there are times there aren't kids on. So you guys just proved that there aren't always kids on.

I love the guy who says COD is as stale as my Crown? Nice. But we weren't talking about COD being fresh were we. We were talking about little kids playing online. But I understand you need to make a hit on COD being stale, because those comments aren't played out or stale or anything are they. Nobody rags on COD.

And if you really don't want to hear kids, it's really not that hard, and I understand that since this site is overrun by hardcore Sony fanboys... all you have to do is go in a Party Chat with your friends and that puts an end to having to hear little kids if that really rattles you. It doesn't rattle me since COD has one of the easiest mute features in any game, but play in a party, or play with a clan.

Case solved. But again thanks guys. Thanks for proving that there are times to play with no kids, or very minimal kids playing. Love your guys comments and disagrees.. and then you guys get agrees for saying what I did. LOL this site.
ZoyosJD  +   1307d ago
Flawed logic, dude. Its always 5:00 somewhere, and kids are always playing at that somewhere.

At one point I had friends from Germany, Russia, India, east and west coast US, Hawaii, Jamacia, and Japan on all at the same time, in the same game.
Aggesan  +   1307d ago
Playing at a later time in day day is pointless since it will be earler in another time zone. Kids around the globe unite to pester online experiences.

@ZoyosJD You beat me to it :)
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miDnIghtEr20C_SfF  +   1307d ago
If this guy is playing in the United States, COD isn't making him play with people in the UK, or Jamaica, Russia, India and Japan.

Why would you guys think that? If he's in the USA, COD will put him in games locally. COD does not put American players in rooms from other Countries. I believe his point to be valid. Certain times are a lot better to play then others. And that's just not for COD. THat's for Killzone, Uncharted multi player, Halo and all the rest.

Also, play with friends. You won't hear them.
Dee_91  +   1307d ago
who the hell cares about hearing the kids ?the issue is they are either extreme noobs going 5 and 20 or quick scoping making the game unbearable.Im on late 11pm -2am and theres always kids playing.And like most adults our schedules conflict so we cant always play together with friends and I cant adjust my schedule to only play at "adult time" when ever that is.I always agree cod gets alot of hate but all of my hate is justified.I cant speak for everyone else but to assume everyone who dont like CoD is a hater is ignorant.
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Genghis  +   1308d ago
Nah, these are just kids having fun. Just trolling some children, but no racism, swearing, or insulting.

I don't mind this...

edit: 2 swear words at the end...almost made it..
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vickers500  +   1308d ago
Honestly this seemed pretty tame and intelligent in comparison to the times I've ran into children in CoD matches.

These kids sound a bit dumb and naive, and a little bit elitist, but at least they're not running their mouths off spouting obscenities and racial/homophobic slurs. I don't think they ever really cursed all that much either.

I'd rather see this guy troll the little sh*ts who, in addition to being like the kids in the video, also constantly shout out f*g/f*ggot or n*gger whenever they get angry. I hate those types.

The kids in the video just seemed like, well, kids. Kids who don't yet realize the pointlessness, irrelevance, and lameness of starting a clan, much less one based around quickscoping, but are having fun pretending their cool little club/group is the shit (something pretty much every kid has done at one point in one way or another, in video games or real life).

I see these hateful comments in this article directed towards these kids (like "the world is doomed", retard kids, and whatnot} and can't help but think that these comments are a bit misdirected. If they're 11 years old, then there's no point in calling them "retarded" or whatever, because pretty much all 11 year olds are dumb, and I'm betting 99% of you people on this site were very similar to these kids when you were that age, of course you probably wouldn't admit it, even if you didn't block out your memories of your idiotic moments of your life, you probably wouldn't admit it even if you did remember them.

Just saying, there are much worse kids out there than in this video, and these aren't "the worst" of the cod crowd. Funny video, but no need to be a hateful assholes about it, just laugh.
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SpecialK  +   1307d ago
^Best comment on thread^

The kids were just trying to have fun making their own clan. Nothing wrong there.

It was funny to watch, but the only person acting below his age in that video was the guy who made it.
PtRoLLFacE  +   1307d ago
lol part 2 was hilarious
orange-skittle  +   1307d ago
This is why I play BATTLEFIELD 3
geddesmond  +   1307d ago
I'm very surprised people thought this was funny. What was so funny about it? Please explain.

Now if yous want some funny COD trolling videos check out Elpresadors kid videos on youtube. Now those videos are hilarious. This one was just boring with nothing funny in it.
Tonester925  +   1307d ago
At 1:50 he sounds like Cleveland from Family guy haha!
Nevers  +   1307d ago
Want to see... websense won't let me... so I'm bookmarking with a comment for after work. Nothing to see here, lol.
Cosmit   1307d ago | Bad language | show | Replies(1)
MrMister  +   1307d ago
C.O.D. = Children's Online Daycare
2pacalypsenow  +   1308d ago
with akimbo guns your unstoppable i hate using them but o well
reznik_zerosum  +   1308d ago
modern warfare - running with 2 pistols and
shutUpAndTakeMyMoney  +   1308d ago
buying cod fail.
negative  +   1307d ago
cod bashing and typing 'buying cod fail' = epic fail
JellyJelly  +   1307d ago
Playing COD when Battlefield 3 is available - Born through ass.
deep_fried_bum_cake  +   1308d ago
I honestly think I just lost some IQ points by listening to them.
Majin-vegeta  +   1308d ago
COD=Child's/Children Online Daycare xD.

OT:Lol retarded kids xD.
shammgod  +   1308d ago
Nice! I may use this in the future with your permission of course
Nimblest-Assassin  +   1308d ago
Might as well rate black ops 2 E for Everyone

It's not like those parents really care
Grap  +   1308d ago
it's a cod why would they care about this game? it's not like have nude or anything
shayol33t  +   1308d ago
@Grap: yes because breasts are worse than murdering countless people...ohwait, modern society. Parents more worried about a stray body part than the murder being desensitized.
insomnium2  +   1308d ago

*Facepalm* and *smh*
iamnsuperman  +   1308d ago
This is a good video. Loving part two. Sacrifice to the Troll God
swansong  +   1308d ago
Why is the mic indicator not showing that they are talking during the intermission part of waiting for the next round?
M_Prime  +   1308d ago
they are in a party chat.. you must be a playstation player
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SeekDev  +   1308d ago
I figured, wasn't entirely sure though since the MW3 mic symbol was there anyways.
Hufandpuf  +   1308d ago
they are in party chat. PARTAY CHAT!
Ethereal  +   1308d ago
There needs to be a anti-children filter when searching for games. Where the hell are these kids parents? Seriously this world is doomed.
Crossifixxo  +   1307d ago
Where I live at kids at the age of 11 and twelve have kids of their own, and you think the parents that allow them to have casual sex would be troubled by COD?
omarzy  +   1308d ago
"you're 15 and you cannot quick scope?" When did quick scoping become a rite of passage?
deep_fried_bum_cake  +   1308d ago
Didn't you hear? Quick scoping is the new sex.
DeadIIIRed  +   1308d ago | Funny

"Dude, Billy had sex with Jane!"

"So what? Billy can't even quick scope."
MasterChief3624  +   1308d ago
360 no-scopes are home runs in the bedroom.
Cosmo811  +   1308d ago
the range you can quickscope from is LITERALLY the size of your dick
STONEY4  +   1308d ago
You shouldn't joke about it like that. Some ancient tribes and clans today still use quick scoping as the ritual for entry into manhood. I think clans are even in Call of Duty now. Not 100% sure though, I got this off of Wikipedia.
Rhezin   1308d ago | Bad language | show
310dodo  +   1308d ago
"you cant use that"

rofl hahahahhahah classic
DeadIIIRed  +   1308d ago
@ 4:15 - "On a game...on Em Doublyoo Three...There was...FIVE a straight line...I WAS RIGHT THERE...I USED a sniper...quick scoped them..."

God help the future of humanity...
jimbobwahey  +   1308d ago
But dude, there was FIVE GUYS.

In a straight line.


He used





QUICK SCOPED THEM!!!!!!!!!!111111one11
Nimblest-Assassin  +   1308d ago
Ermegurd..... He quick scoped them.... Ermegurd
bub16  +   1308d ago
Just sad and immature, not even funny
Moncole  +   1308d ago
That guy is good at quick skoping.
insomnium2  +   1308d ago
shutUpAndTakeMyMoney  +   1308d ago
HA HA It will be worse next gen! IF they sell $99 consoles then 6 years olds will own everyone!
MrDead  +   1308d ago
This is a good vid.

I would encourage everyone to do this if they hear kids playing these games.
MasterChief3624  +   1308d ago
You'll have to forgive me, but I don't understand what is going on in the video. How did the guy derank that kid? Is he a modder?

Hilarious video either way.
MrDead  +   1308d ago
I have no idea how he did it.

The in-game music adds some real emotion to the vid too.
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Mutant-Spud  +   1308d ago
LOL, poor little critter, who says gaming isn't educational, that kid just learned that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Funniest thing we ever did on BLOPS was once when we could hear this little kid's mother in the background we got him to repeat a whole lot of detailed sexual stuff that he didn't really understand out loud, his mother flipped out, grabbed his headset and started screaming at us, it was pretty funny.
Serves her right for letting her kid play a mature rated game.
mynameisEvil  +   1308d ago
Eh, for once, I feel like this was a bit mean. Don't get me wrong, I don't feel like kids his age should be playing CoD, but that's unfortunately up to his parents to decide.

Regardless, I feel like this guy saying, "Dude, you want to get 10th prestige? I can help you get it," then deranking him is a bit douchey, really. The kid wasn't going around saying, "YOU STUPID MOTHER F**KERS" or "Yeah, bitches, you know what? I can quick-scope everyone by myself" or "DUDE, WHAT THE F**K, MAN, I F**KING LAGGED YOU PIECE OF S**T," so I don't feel he acted in a way that would be deserving of something like that. He obviously sunk a lot of time into the game and was genuinely looking REALLY forward to getting his prestige, and taking it away from a kid that doesn't seem anything like those who just sound stupid is just a dick move, in my opinion.

Oh, and about the cheating thing. Yeah, he shouldn't have been cheating, but let's face it: If most of us were given the opportunity to reach our final goal just a tad bit quicker without any real consequences, we'd take it. And for a little kid? Of course he's going to do it, that's what kids do.

Eh, the video at the top of this page and its sequel are funny. This one? No, it just makes me think less of the guy who did that.
MrDead  +   1307d ago
Yes, it was very mean.

The only reason that I say people should do this is because this game is made for adults, children should be discouraged from playing it. It has adult content and is made for an adult community.

Call of Duty games are plagued by children which most who play the game have been driven mad by and if just one has been put off playing by the guys actions in the posted vid then I say well done that man.
Septic  +   1308d ago
Haha omg that was brilliant. I did feel bad for the kid though especially when he said " I worked so hard.."

Oh man. But now, I guarantee you he'll always think twice before cheating. Brilliant video. Cheers!
ndl1531   1308d ago | Trolling | show
Dojan123  +   1308d ago
"yea....but I took over the clan" That was great.
smooch_357  +   1308d ago
-Are you the clan leader?

//Yeah, I'm the clan leader...

^^ No, he's not the clan leader...

-But he's like 8 and 1..

// huh? I am the clan leader...

^^ No you're not the clan leader...Dude you keep saying your the clan leader, you're going to be out of the clan.

LMAO!!! So funny.
Relientk77  +   1308d ago
This was hilarious
dragon82  +   1308d ago
That made my day.
Relientk77  +   1308d ago
I am loving this video, these kids are so dumb

This guy's fantastic
Farsendor1  +   1308d ago
why is this funny its just an older guy trolling kids. those 2 shouldn't even be playing cod.
ALLWRONG  +   1308d ago
that was good :)
Lifebanisher  +   1308d ago
COD - Children On Drugs
oakshin  +   1308d ago
its a jtaged xbox with hacks that more then likely came from bittorrent
mynameisEvil  +   1308d ago
You know bittorrent is just a torrent client, right? Not a torrent site?
oakshin  +   1307d ago
piratebay* better? lol
mynameisEvil  +   1307d ago
Yes, that's much better. XD
SITH  +   1308d ago
I remember the Beta days of Xbox live, and there were zero kids online. Access required a credit card specifically to start the subscription and beta. Nothing but adults. It was glorious. I truly support a kiddie only and separate adult only Xbox live.
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Mutant-Spud  +   1307d ago
I think the first game I ever played on XBL might have been either TOCA 3 or Forza, there were no kids online that I remember, the first time I ever encountered kids en masse was around 2007 playing COD3.
I think the point is that games like Unreal Tournament, Quake etc were a lot harder and played faster than today's COD, or Halo, for example I don't run into a lot of kids playing Gotham City Impostors or Dead Space 2 online.
Dms2012  +   1307d ago
That is a brilliant idea! There has to be a way to do this, maybe just brand it with XBL kids or something.
32froshes  +   1308d ago
I love when people with hilarious gamertags log into XBL during these vids. xPeeinIANx.
DarkBlood  +   1308d ago
there was a guy named "crusty weenis" lol
Gamer-Z  +   1308d ago
And this is why i don't play COD anymore 9_9
PS3gamer4life  +   1308d ago
ATR=AboveTheRestClan best on PSN check it out 11 year clan we doing tryouts still need ore good players
Brownghost  +   1308d ago
oh god a great example of the majority of cod players. Im surprised the kid didnt even say a curse word
r21  +   1308d ago
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