Man tries out for a kid's Call of Duty clan to hilarious results
When Evan Dorosheff got a message to join a kid's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 clan, he decided to have a little fun. Well, a lot of fun. This is some epic yet surprisingly tasteful griefing. Oh, to be young and stupid!
(Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)
You're right, it's not really news. It's more an insight into a part of the Call of Duty community, gaming culture, and how things like this are viewed by (primarily) gamers.
This video is hilarious. I don't think it solidifies people's perceptions about CoD players as it does show the naivety of children. Especially children who play CoD. LOL!
this pisses me off that something like this could spam the news feed, its not even funny. just record anything from COD and post it on N4G? this is an outrage.
Ya, I bet. Try playing when the Adults play, and you won't have that problem. Sign on to COD 10pm pst or 11, and you don't run into the kids, and players are way better.
But of course, nobody thinks like this because COD is an easy target to hate. You know... COD is played out as much as the haters comments.
To summarize. You want to play with Adults? Play at Adult times.
When you were 11 you were up till 2 am? Good parenting going on in your house. So you were one of the squeaky kids that this guy thinks only COD players are?
Again... play at late night. Ya, you can play during school as well and that just proves my point that there are times there aren't kids on. So you guys just proved that there aren't always kids on.
I love the guy who says COD is as stale as my Crown? Nice. But we weren't talking about COD being fresh were we. We were talking about little kids playing online. But I understand you need to make a hit on COD being stale, because those comments aren't played out or stale or anything are they. Nobody rags on COD.
And if you really don't want to hear kids, it's really not that hard, and I understand that since this site is overrun by hardcore Sony fanboys... all you have to do is go in a Party Chat with your friends and that puts an end to having to hear little kids if that really rattles you. It doesn't rattle me since COD has one of the easiest mute features in any game, but play in a party, or play with a clan.
Case solved. But again thanks guys. Thanks for proving that there are times to play with no kids, or very minimal kids playing. Love your guys comments and disagrees.. and then you guys get agrees for saying what I did. LOL this site.
Playing at a later time in day day is pointless since it will be earler in another time zone. Kids around the globe unite to pester online experiences.
If this guy is playing in the United States, COD isn't making him play with people in the UK, or Jamaica, Russia, India and Japan.
Why would you guys think that? If he's in the USA, COD will put him in games locally. COD does not put American players in rooms from other Countries. I believe his point to be valid. Certain times are a lot better to play then others. And that's just not for COD. THat's for Killzone, Uncharted multi player, Halo and all the rest.
who the hell cares about hearing the kids ?the issue is they are either extreme noobs going 5 and 20 or quick scoping making the game unbearable.Im on late 11pm -2am and theres always kids playing.And like most adults our schedules conflict so we cant always play together with friends and I cant adjust my schedule to only play at "adult time" when ever that is.I always agree cod gets alot of hate but all of my hate is justified.I cant speak for everyone else but to assume everyone who dont like CoD is a hater is ignorant.
Honestly this seemed pretty tame and intelligent in comparison to the times I've ran into children in CoD matches.
These kids sound a bit dumb and naive, and a little bit elitist, but at least they're not running their mouths off spouting obscenities and racial/homophobic slurs. I don't think they ever really cursed all that much either.
I'd rather see this guy troll the little sh*ts who, in addition to being like the kids in the video, also constantly shout out f*g/f*ggot or n*gger whenever they get angry. I hate those types.
The kids in the video just seemed like, well, kids. Kids who don't yet realize the pointlessness, irrelevance, and lameness of starting a clan, much less one based around quickscoping, but are having fun pretending their cool little club/group is the shit (something pretty much every kid has done at one point in one way or another, in video games or real life).
I see these hateful comments in this article directed towards these kids (like "the world is doomed", retard kids, and whatnot} and can't help but think that these comments are a bit misdirected. If they're 11 years old, then there's no point in calling them "retarded" or whatever, because pretty much all 11 year olds are dumb, and I'm betting 99% of you people on this site were very similar to these kids when you were that age, of course you probably wouldn't admit it, even if you didn't block out your memories of your idiotic moments of your life, you probably wouldn't admit it even if you did remember them.
Just saying, there are much worse kids out there than in this video, and these aren't "the worst" of the cod crowd. Funny video, but no need to be a hateful assholes about it, just laugh.
I'm very surprised people thought this was funny. What was so funny about it? Please explain.
Now if yous want some funny COD trolling videos check out Elpresadors kid videos on youtube. Now those videos are hilarious. This one was just boring with nothing funny in it.
@Grap: yes because breasts are worse than murdering countless people...ohwait, modern society. Parents more worried about a stray body part than the murder being desensitized.
Where I live at kids at the age of 11 and twelve have kids of their own, and you think the parents that allow them to have casual sex would be troubled by COD?
You shouldn't joke about it like that. Some ancient tribes and clans today still use quick scoping as the ritual for entry into manhood. I think clans are even in Call of Duty now. Not 100% sure though, I got this off of Wikipedia.
LOL, poor little critter, who says gaming isn't educational, that kid just learned that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Funniest thing we ever did on BLOPS was once when we could hear this little kid's mother in the background we got him to repeat a whole lot of detailed sexual stuff that he didn't really understand out loud, his mother flipped out, grabbed his headset and started screaming at us, it was pretty funny.
Serves her right for letting her kid play a mature rated game.
Eh, for once, I feel like this was a bit mean. Don't get me wrong, I don't feel like kids his age should be playing CoD, but that's unfortunately up to his parents to decide.
Regardless, I feel like this guy saying, "Dude, you want to get 10th prestige? I can help you get it," then deranking him is a bit douchey, really. The kid wasn't going around saying, "YOU STUPID MOTHER F**KERS" or "Yeah, bitches, you know what? I can quick-scope everyone by myself" or "DUDE, WHAT THE F**K, MAN, I F**KING LAGGED YOU PIECE OF S**T," so I don't feel he acted in a way that would be deserving of something like that. He obviously sunk a lot of time into the game and was genuinely looking REALLY forward to getting his prestige, and taking it away from a kid that doesn't seem anything like those who just sound stupid is just a dick move, in my opinion.
Oh, and about the cheating thing. Yeah, he shouldn't have been cheating, but let's face it: If most of us were given the opportunity to reach our final goal just a tad bit quicker without any real consequences, we'd take it. And for a little kid? Of course he's going to do it, that's what kids do.
Eh, the video at the top of this page and its sequel are funny. This one? No, it just makes me think less of the guy who did that.
The only reason that I say people should do this is because this game is made for adults, children should be discouraged from playing it. It has adult content and is made for an adult community.
Call of Duty games are plagued by children which most who play the game have been driven mad by and if just one has been put off playing by the guys actions in the posted vid then I say well done that man.
I remember the Beta days of Xbox live, and there were zero kids online. Access required a credit card specifically to start the subscription and beta. Nothing but adults. It was glorious. I truly support a kiddie only and separate adult only Xbox live.
I think the first game I ever played on XBL might have been either TOCA 3 or Forza, there were no kids online that I remember, the first time I ever encountered kids en masse was around 2007 playing COD3.
I think the point is that games like Unreal Tournament, Quake etc were a lot harder and played faster than today's COD, or Halo, for example I don't run into a lot of kids playing Gotham City Impostors or Dead Space 2 online.
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You're right, it's not really news. It's more an insight into a part of the Call of Duty community, gaming culture, and how things like this are viewed by (primarily) gamers.
Heres the link :)
Say hello to the children!
Related video
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But of course, nobody thinks like this because COD is an easy target to hate. You know... COD is played out as much as the haters comments.
To summarize. You want to play with Adults? Play at Adult times.
this best time would be school time
Again... play at late night. Ya, you can play during school as well and that just proves my point that there are times there aren't kids on. So you guys just proved that there aren't always kids on.
I love the guy who says COD is as stale as my Crown? Nice. But we weren't talking about COD being fresh were we. We were talking about little kids playing online. But I understand you need to make a hit on COD being stale, because those comments aren't played out or stale or anything are they. Nobody rags on COD.
And if you really don't want to hear kids, it's really not that hard, and I understand that since this site is overrun by hardcore Sony fanboys... all you have to do is go in a Party Chat with your friends and that puts an end to having to hear little kids if that really rattles you. It doesn't rattle me since COD has one of the easiest mute features in any game, but play in a party, or play with a clan.
Case solved. But again thanks guys. Thanks for proving that there are times to play with no kids, or very minimal kids playing. Love your guys comments and disagrees.. and then you guys get agrees for saying what I did. LOL this site.
At one point I had friends from Germany, Russia, India, east and west coast US, Hawaii, Jamacia, and Japan on all at the same time, in the same game.
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@ZoyosJD You beat me to it :)
Why would you guys think that? If he's in the USA, COD will put him in games locally. COD does not put American players in rooms from other Countries. I believe his point to be valid. Certain times are a lot better to play then others. And that's just not for COD. THat's for Killzone, Uncharted multi player, Halo and all the rest.
Also, play with friends. You won't hear them.
I don't mind this...
edit: 2 swear words at the end...almost made it..
These kids sound a bit dumb and naive, and a little bit elitist, but at least they're not running their mouths off spouting obscenities and racial/homophobic slurs. I don't think they ever really cursed all that much either.
I'd rather see this guy troll the little sh*ts who, in addition to being like the kids in the video, also constantly shout out f*g/f*ggot or n*gger whenever they get angry. I hate those types.
The kids in the video just seemed like, well, kids. Kids who don't yet realize the pointlessness, irrelevance, and lameness of starting a clan, much less one based around quickscoping, but are having fun pretending their cool little club/group is the shit (something pretty much every kid has done at one point in one way or another, in video games or real life).
I see these hateful comments in this article directed towards these kids (like "the world is doomed", retard kids, and whatnot} and can't help but think that these comments are a bit misdirected. If they're 11 years old, then there's no point in calling them "retarded" or whatever, because pretty much all 11 year olds are dumb, and I'm betting 99% of you people on this site were very similar to these kids when you were that age, of course you probably wouldn't admit it, even if you didn't block out your memories of your idiotic moments of your life, you probably wouldn't admit it even if you did remember them.
Just saying, there are much worse kids out there than in this video, and these aren't "the worst" of the cod crowd. Funny video, but no need to be a hateful assholes about it, just laugh.
The kids were just trying to have fun making their own clan. Nothing wrong there.
It was funny to watch, but the only person acting below his age in that video was the guy who made it.
Now if yous want some funny COD trolling videos check out Elpresadors kid videos on youtube. Now those videos are hilarious. This one was just boring with nothing funny in it.
OT:Lol retarded kids xD.
It's not like those parents really care
*Facepalm* and *smh*
"Dude, Billy had sex with Jane!"
"So what? Billy can't even quick scope."
rofl hahahahhahah classic
God help the future of humanity...
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QUICK SCOPED THEM!!!!!!!!!!111111one11
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I would encourage everyone to do this if they hear kids playing these games.
Hilarious video either way.
The in-game music adds some real emotion to the vid too.
Funniest thing we ever did on BLOPS was once when we could hear this little kid's mother in the background we got him to repeat a whole lot of detailed sexual stuff that he didn't really understand out loud, his mother flipped out, grabbed his headset and started screaming at us, it was pretty funny.
Serves her right for letting her kid play a mature rated game.
Regardless, I feel like this guy saying, "Dude, you want to get 10th prestige? I can help you get it," then deranking him is a bit douchey, really. The kid wasn't going around saying, "YOU STUPID MOTHER F**KERS" or "Yeah, bitches, you know what? I can quick-scope everyone by myself" or "DUDE, WHAT THE F**K, MAN, I F**KING LAGGED YOU PIECE OF S**T," so I don't feel he acted in a way that would be deserving of something like that. He obviously sunk a lot of time into the game and was genuinely looking REALLY forward to getting his prestige, and taking it away from a kid that doesn't seem anything like those who just sound stupid is just a dick move, in my opinion.
Oh, and about the cheating thing. Yeah, he shouldn't have been cheating, but let's face it: If most of us were given the opportunity to reach our final goal just a tad bit quicker without any real consequences, we'd take it. And for a little kid? Of course he's going to do it, that's what kids do.
Eh, the video at the top of this page and its sequel are funny. This one? No, it just makes me think less of the guy who did that.
The only reason that I say people should do this is because this game is made for adults, children should be discouraged from playing it. It has adult content and is made for an adult community.
Call of Duty games are plagued by children which most who play the game have been driven mad by and if just one has been put off playing by the guys actions in the posted vid then I say well done that man.
Oh man. But now, I guarantee you he'll always think twice before cheating. Brilliant video. Cheers!
//Yeah, I'm the clan leader...
^^ No, he's not the clan leader...
-But he's like 8 and 1..
// huh? I am the clan leader...
^^ No you're not the clan leader...Dude you keep saying your the clan leader, you're going to be out of the clan.
LMAO!!! So funny.
This guy's fantastic
I think the point is that games like Unreal Tournament, Quake etc were a lot harder and played faster than today's COD, or Halo, for example I don't run into a lot of kids playing Gotham City Impostors or Dead Space 2 online.