I just took a bunch of sleeping pills - I lost count of how many after I downed the first bottle - with monsieur Jack Daniel's (80 proof FTW!). Suffices to say, I'm feeling a bit dizzy for the time being. I feel good. I may be a little high, but the world is definitely spinning.
Oh, looky here. We have a secret game that's to be announced at TGS? That's, like, later this month, right? Cool...I guess.
I am in awe of the power of the mighty PS3!
If the PS3 were Cell (15,000,000), then the Xbox would be Yamcha (58,000), the PS2 would be Reacoom (40,000), the NES would be Farmer (5) and the Xbox 360 would be...
Cell is mighty powerful...and that's without fully utilizing all the SPEs. Once the PS3's potential is fully tapped, I have a feeling that it may even give Super Goku (65,000,000) a run for his Super Saiyan currency!
You guys better wear your sun...
that a glass window would shatter before it happened. I made that prediction right before I threw a molotov c0cktail, or three, at it, but I predicted its future nonetheless.
I guess the point here is that you shouldn't drink when you have a lighter and extra tighty whities on hand...no,no wait, the point is that you CAN predict the future quite accurately, but it is very limited (seconds/minutes/days but not years).
In the case of BD vs. DVD vs. DD, it's definitely...
imagine what this game will be like once we get to the zeta!
It's gonna be so sweet!
Unless you like the taste of your own "man juice", I suggest that you don't let the experience with the "New Xbox" go anywhere near your tongue.
At least Konami didn't implement that crazy nano-id technology on their games...lol, that would be whack.
I don't even have any nanomachines inside of me so how would I ever be able to play?
Let me tell you what I'd do. I'd go straight to the patriots and I'd say "hey you patriots, how about you inject me with some of those nano-doohickeys so that I can play some G.D. MGO for a change? Is that too much to ask?" If they complied at that point, well then I...
I thought that this article was about Sony charging a monthly/yearly fee to its customers for a magazine.
...and I thought to myself: "self, this doesn't make sense. Sony would obviously lose money if they gave magazines out for free. Besides with all the killing going on around the world the last thing we need is for a gaming company to be handing out bullets. You think GTA4 has a bad influence on the lil' Jimmys around the world, you just wait and see what handing them ...
^it's true, look to the bold.
For "The Bold" holds all the answers to the universe. For "The Bold" boldly goes where no man has gone before. It first goes into the little pixels on the display monitor. If the end user so chooses to print the image of such pixels it travels through "The Printer" until it boldly displays as a bold image on a white sheet of paper!
I love bold! I think bold is beautiful. You might even say that "Th...
I want a game that's outside the box. I want a game that's inside my PS3. I want a game that's loading up on said PS3 so that I can play it.
If Sony can promise me this much about this "super-sexy secret game", then I'm sold.
On another note: I'm hungry. I need food that I can chew. I need to swallow said chewed food so that I can digest it...
it's a penis for crying out loud, not a piece of digested food...with corn in it.
Had to add the corn or people might have been confused about what I was referring to.
That being said, I would prefer that neither of them appear in my LBP playing sessions.
but then again, I see naked women everywhere I look. You see, I was staring at the sun one day at a local nudist beach when my grandmother and great aunt jumped in front of me - they were playing volleyball...as the "skins", effectively burning the silhouette of their naked images into my retina.
It's a hard life, to say the least.
and then I will be rich!
grand numero dos, here N4U comes! muhuhahahahahahahha...hahah... hh.aaaaah
it's the third game in the series so let's just tag a three on there and call it a day. I wonder how long it took them to come up with that title.
If it were up to me, I'd give it a bad a## title that would catch the audience's attention. How does "Red Alert: This One Kicks the Previous Two's Collective A##es All Up and Down This Hizzay, So Pick it Up Even If You Didn't Like the Last Two Or Even One Of Those Two Because This Game Is 100...NO Make That 1 Billion Gazillion T...
830/1000
83/100 = not so much
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a bunch of white men slap around a black object...hmm, let me think...FULL OF LOSS!!!
Wait... 8.4 you say? M'kay then. Never mind. NHL 09 for the win!!!
highly polygonal scantly dressed women that I see in that pic?
Do venereal diseases transmit through the DS3's vibrator functions? What? Nano-technology makes the impossible become the possible. Haven't you been reading up on the current news?
Anyway, if the answer is no, then this is definitely a first day purchase for me!
the "b" in Facebreaker" is lowercase?
Which is it, uppercase or lowercase?
You only have two options. A fifty percent chance of guessing it correctly. Well, which is it?
Do people not pay attention these days? Obvious mistakes like these just grind my nerves - just ask my brain, he's connected to them. yeesh.
is this review?
Is the reviewer a virgin?
If so, is the reviewer a female?
If so, does she like her men ugly? No, I mean like butt-ugly?
If so, have her hit me up at [email protected] om
across the board Sinncross.
I would be a very proud PS3 owner with that TGS, fo sho!