Oh Mighty Twinki Gods.
We the unworthy skinny souls that we are beg of thee...Forgive us in our salad eating, whole-grain gnashing, as we offer forth this Fat Princess unto Twinki-Henge...that it may appease you and your trans-fat goodness.
for at Twinki-Henge we shall give forth our sacrifice to the most holy of holy trans-fats.
GamesRadar+: "Stellar Blade is more ambitious and varied than expected, but also about as clunky as expected, resulting in a stilted action RPG with a level of jank that you just have to accept. Meet it on its terms, and either tune out or embrace the odd sexual veneer, and it's a solid 20 to 30 hours of fun."
Great in all of the most important ways for an action game, but lackluster elsewhere.
7.0/10 why does IGN always rated Games Lower then Everyone else I cant wait to play it though.
A strong battle system and exciting moments make Stellar Blade more than just an imitator.
