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The Gods of Fat Princess Demand a Sacrifice!!!

Oh Mighty Twinki Gods.

We the unworthy skinny souls that we are beg of thee...Forgive us in our salad eating, whole-grain gnashing, as we offer forth this Fat Princess unto Twinki-Henge...that it may appease you and your trans-fat goodness.


for at Twinki-Henge we shall give forth our sacrifice to the most holy of holy trans-fats.

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RUSHING BEAT X: Return Of Brawl Brothers Preview [Co-Optimus]

"Back in the innocent 1990s, Jaleco released a trilogy of Super NES beat 'em ups in the Rushing Beat series. Well, in Japan, they were part of that series. In international markets, Jaleco renamed each game and censored it to pieces. Nowadays, however, a fourth game called RUSHING BEAT X: Return of the Brawl Brothers is in the works for Steam and Switch 2 from City Connection and Clear River Games. Like its predecessors, Rushing Beat X will support 2-player local co-op, and it's extremely promising," says Co-Optimus.

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Doom: The Dark Ages' path tracing upgrade tested - Maximum fidelity, reasonable performance

Digital Foundry : Doom: The Dark Ages is now receiving its path tracing upgrade on PC, so Alex and John tested it versus the standard RT graphics - and found some surprises.

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eurogamer.net
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System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster Delayed For Consoles

The PC version is still on schedule but the console versions have been delayed.